Caught unawares by the sudden arrival of Monday, were we?
Well, never mind. Let’s continue along the same track, so to speak:
Stuff that makes me laugh
Caught unawares by the sudden arrival of Monday, were we?
Well, never mind. Let’s continue along the same track, so to speak:
Let’s start out with a trip aboard this week’s EVERYBODY PANIC!!! Express:
...note the weasel words “might be”. (PFA = Pretty Fucking Awful — it’s a scientific term.)
And here’s something to make the Frogs and other Euros panic:
...won’t happen, of course; the Frogs will just cheat those 13 points away.
[#Biden2020]
Meanwhile, just over the French border :
In Health News:
…and for once I’m not being sarcastic.
...[insert “Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!” joke here]
In the Unforeseen Circumstances section:
...Jeffery Epstein was unavailable for comment. And more from Boeing Land:
...leaking like their profit margins, no doubt, the woke DEI bastards.
#SellBoeingStock
Some more Wokery Titbits:
...aaaaaannndddd this would also be the time to sell those CVS shares in your portfolio.
...well, let’s pause here and spare a thought for all those boyfriends and husbands who are caught in the fallout.
Our Advice Column:
...spoiler alert: it’s 85. Or should be.
And now, in link-free
...typo, perhaps?
#BadEyes #OldFart
Apparently, the Princess of Wales has been busted for altering a family pic:
And finally, speaking of fine superstructures, here’s Canucki chick Mikayla Demaiter:
And that’s it for the news.
I am SO proud…
…and I’m talking about singing voices, not (say) political screeching like that of Hillary Clinton.
When these guys start singing, I hit the Mute or Skip buttons:
And let’s not forget the chicks:
Don’t get me started on the modern chick singers; you all know about them.
Looks as though Britishland has just become closer to Texas.
UK Business Secretary Kemi Badenoch welcomed Texas Governor Greg Abbott in Westminster to sign the Statement of Mutual Cooperation, hailing it a “landmark.”
The pact will address regulatory barriers to trade between Britain and Texas, helping to boost investment and commerce between the two economies and making it easier for companies to do business.
I’ll believe it when I can get Wadworth 6X from my local booze store, there’s a Greggs in the mall up the road, and a chippie in Plano West’s Legacy Hall.
And when I’m Over There visiting the usual crowd of maniacs and drunkards (a.k.a. my dear Brit friends), I expect to find decent salsa and Tex-Mex. (Okay, I won’t actually eat the stuff, I just want to see it there. In the battle for my belly between chimichangas and sausage rolls, there can only be one outcome.)
Go to it, Britishlanders. I will accept no excuses.
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