And our Classical reference:
Yes, today we’re pulling that train of thought:
Anyway, to get that taste out of your mouth (so to speak), here are a few of the actual MILF persuasion:
All good, clean fun. Or something like that. Happy Monday.
Tag: Humor
Stuff that makes me laugh
Caption Competition #422
Your suggestions in Comments.
News Update
So let’s start off with some calls for government bastardy.
...just what we needed: more nanny regulations that don’t work.
#NobodySmokesAnymoreAfterScareLabels #YeahRight
And speaking of things that didn’t work:
...actually, you can substitute almost any word for “homelessness” (diplomacy, healthcare etc.) and it would still be true.
...fuck me, if they did that in Texas they’d go out of business in a week.
...I’m thinking that it may be time to start shooting the “protestors”, but no doubt someone’s going to have a problem with this.
On a lighter ICE note:
...why is this ICE news? Because it should be.
#RaiseTheDrawbridge
And in related news:
...one would hope that the USDA had been doing this from the very beginning, but one would be hopelessly naïve.
...see the above comment.
From the International Court Of Justice:
...to prove that even the terrorists can get it right occasionally.
Related:
...given who’s enraged, he must be doing the right thing.
From the Dept. of Education:
...hey, as long as the baby wasn’t in the bed with them, right?
From the Dept of the Blindingly Obvious:
Doctor Tells Kim Kardashian She Has
‘Low’ Brain Activity
...easiest diagnosis in medical history. And:
...say it ain’t so!
News from the Dept. of Commerce:
...wait: I thought that Trump’s election was going to tank the economy; all the cool kids said so.
And from the Dept. of Health:
…
Oh yeah, how about some 
And as we motor down 
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...I know, pictorial evidence required:
I think you get the picture(s). And as for the news, that’s it.
Monday Funnies
And speaking of fires:
And on we go. Somebody been reading this blog again:
And speaking of California:
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Caption Competition #421
Your suggestions in Comments.
News Roundup
Speaking of “letting go”, there’s always a good time, with 
...now all we need to do is get rid of that stupid law that mandates state education for all kiddies, regardless of immigration status.
...as futile gestures go, this makes the Animal House parade disruption seem earth-shattering.
…
...let’s not forget Dallas, guys. We’ve got plenty of illegal-immigrant crime to take care of, down here, and it’ll boost your numbers bigly.
And in related news:
...fair trial, followed by execution.
...see above.
...see above.
...a.k.a. irrelevant themes for an irrelevant conference.
...I would say “co-equal”, but who’s counting.
...why are we still listening to this horrible scold, anyway?
In the War On Terror:
...about damn time somebody did. And speaking of terrorist orgs:
...so for all those asshole Greens who want to do that in the civilized world… stop that shit.
...I would have been a better choice, but this might not be too bad.
...somehow, me old darlin’, I just don’t think that’s going to be much of a danger for you. And:
...first time I’ve ever heard the term “salacious activity” applied to wanking.
And now for some true 
And as we scan the view on 
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...my favorite Pussycat Doll. And not bad for a semi-centenarian.
And on that recumbent note, we can end this thing.