Just in time for those winter sniffles comes this news:
A man claimed that masturbating cleared his sinuses – and doctors said he was right.
Skyler, a husband from Arizona, said that when he couldn’t fall asleep due to his stuffy nose, he decided to take matters into his own hands.
He appeared on the show The Doctors where the professionals broke down the science behind his X-rated trick. They explained that during an orgasm the muscles contract around the body, including inside the nose, which can temporarily relieve sinus pressure for both men and women.
Research has shown orgasms can also help with the immune system, insomnia, stress, pain and overall help live longer.
So I have only one thing to say:
By the way, I have no idea whether this miracle cure works for women.
(As my friend Patterson once said: “Women have orgasms? They’ll be wanting the vote, next.”)
Apparently, Rolling Stone magazine is on its knees (not to the Democrat Party, although that’s often been the case). Tim Sommer explains why that’s a Good Thing, and I can’t disagree with anything he says.
Even apart from its political stuff, I always thought that RS epitomized Frank Zappa’s trenchant comment about rock journalism: “people who can’t write, interviewing people who can’t speak, aimed at people who can’t read.”
And their music critics were worse.
Read Sommer’s whole piece: it’s brilliant, and absolutely true.
Back to my digs in Hardy Country, this time for only a brief-ish period (more on that later). Free Market Towers looked its usual splendid self:
…and to show you what fine hosts I have, Mrs. FM delayed the Friday Flogging until my arrival so that I, whisky in hand, could watch.
Nothing like the moans of the working classes to put one in a good mood… and tomorrow, it’s Range Time:
But first, I have to get through a little “Welcome Back” party tonight.
It’s a hard life, but what can one do?
Yup, it’s racin’ time in Austin today:
Okay, we have grid girls too:
…or maybe those are just Max Verstappen’s groupies outside the Red Bull team bus. It’s hard to tell.
Anyway, to the business at hand:
I haven’t been to a Grand Prix since Niki Lauda won at Kyalami in 1977.
And many, many thanks to Longtime Friend and Reader Patrick C. for making it all possible.
Via Reader Old Texan comes this gem:
And no, I did not start this group. Although I wish I had.