Quote Of The Day

“Physical sciences is a VERY hard subject, which will require ALL of your attention and your FULL brain capacity (and for a large fraction of you, even that will not be quite enough).  You can ONLY do well (ie achieve your potential, which rightly or wrongly several people here assumed you have) if you are completely focused, and learn to enjoy the course.  People who just TAKE the course, but enjoy their social life, can easily survive in many subjects — but not in this one.  Remember that you are NOT at any other uni, where students do drink a lot and do have what they regard as a ‘good time’ — and you are NOT on a course, as some Cambridge courses sadly are, where such a behaviour pattern is possible or acceptable.”
Professor Eugene Terentjev, Cambridge University

My hero.  It’s precisely what I would say to incoming freshmen if I were teaching a course at university.  (Which is why I wouldn’t last long.)

Predictably, all the Fainting Goats are outraged.

Quote Of The Day

Harvard hosts ‘Hit Me Baby One More Time’ BDSM tutorial, ‘Orgies 101,’ anal sex workshop.

Insty:  “Bah. When I was in college, we learned things on our own.”

…showing, once again, that even law professors can have a sense of humor.

Monday Funnies

Wheeeee… it’s Monday again.

So let’s lie down and whimper in pain together:

Posted earlier:

Well, he does have some competition from Michigan:

So here’s a pic of a mermaid:

…and a pic of Sara Verone, who isn’t a mermaid:

And finally Juliette Lewis, who isn’t Italian:

Now strap on yer high heels and head for work.