Once again, somebody’s been visiting another planet where the cities have the same names as those on Earth:
Somebody’s been traveling under the influence of Ambien, or something.
Or maybe this report was filed in 1988 and they only got round to publishing it now. Whatever, here are a few of the beautiful landscapes in Seattle:
…and I wasn’t even trying.
If someone visits Seattle as a result of having read this article, they should sue the stupid newspaper. Talk about fake news…