Have Mercy

Longtime Reader Brad_In_IL sends me a link to an article about “tennis” influencer Rachel Stuhlmann.

Who she, you ask?

Now I put “tennis” in quotes because as far as I can ascertain, there are no pictures or videos extant of her actually playing tennis.

Not that I care.

I also have no idea what, exactly, this young thing (31) actually influences, but again, I don’t care.  Whatever she says is fine with me.

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Let’s but us no buts, but just dive headlong into the news…


...oh, but but but what about the global freezing climate warming change?


...explain again why we need this particular Constitutional provision to be underlined?


...while we’re there, what about the ones who promised to emigrate if Trump won in 2016?

And speaking of celebrities:


...if anyone has been well and truly “dated” (i.e. shagged by a multitude of strange men), it’s this bedraggled tart.


...shoulda listened to the bookies (pre-tournament:  16-1 against).


...by injection, instead of by flaying and crucifixion.  Otherwise, an excellent ending to the story.


…I don’t care if they have 24/7 continuous orgasms.  Kill them all with fire.


...remind me again why nationalized healthcare is such a good thing.


...the rats should be feasting on the striking workers’ festering corpses, but that’s just my opinion.  I mean:


...not even the Blitz inflicted such hardship on the long-suffering Brits.


...where would we be without experts to tell us why men fuck around when they’re drunk, in the company of women they may have been fantasizing about for ages, and their wives aren’t in the room?


...and Skanky McSkankface is somehow surprised by this.

From the pimply backside of INSIGNIFICA:

   

And in our alt-Paige Three Department:

 

That’s enough news Paiges.