Speaking of things which leave a bad taste in yer mouth:
...seeing as fuck-all happened to him after the first two, I’ll take “Same again” for $400, Alex.
Speaking of non-binaries, lesbians and the like:
...doesn’t get much worse than being thrashed by a bunch of old Welshmen, does it?
...just wait till some smart guy makes AI work in a RealDoll: it’ll be all over for Teh Grrrrlz. And speaking of isolation dreams:
...wait, I thought that during Covidiocy, people couldn’t… oh, never mind.
And more from the Dept. of Public Fearmongering:
...wait: tuberculosis? [yawwwwwwwwwwwwwn] Also keyword: South Africa.
And from the Dept. Of Education Child Abuse:
…hey, it’s the King James Bible, a veritable orgy fountain of violence, vulgarity and impure thought.
...well, it isn’t. Not among ordinary Texans, anyway. Among perv teachers and anarchists, however...
From the Act Your Fucking Age Department:
...so much for his expensive elder-care insurance policy.
...I’m sure some gold-digging whore special someone will overlook his creepy Scientology beliefs and three failed marriages, and will declare the billionaire dwarf to be the Man Of Her Dreams.
And in the Lawn Order Files:
...”But Kim, he’s just a little old man!” Use a little old rope.
...and here I thought it was just their secret hot dog salt. Now I have to find another takeout place.
...”Where can I send this list of Jeffrey Epstein’s clients?”
And speaking of outtakes, here’s yet more (link-free) INSIGNIFICA:
Finally, after a lengthy absence, our Paige Three Report returns:
...and is there a better combination?
And that’s it for the nooooz.