Finally, a few Good News! items:
...more like this, please.
...especially with breakfast, as I’ve always maintained. That said, I’m not exactly sold on the benefits of living another thirty-odd years. And:
...just waitin’ for that Fort Sumter Moment.
...of course, that headline’s an outright lie. Bitch got got busted for forgery (the actual charge). Still, jailing “climate activists”, whatever the reason, is a worthy activity [sic].
...and in Massachusetts, even.
But back to the usual Catalog Of Catastrophes:
...we know all that, Ted. Question is: what are YOU going to do about it?
...and here’s a good example of where to start. And then here:
...gosh, if only someone had written a book about this over a decade ago.
In International Affairs:
...well, we all know the Pals are crazier than rats on PCP.
In Showbiz News:
...”wealthy Black men” would be my first guess.
...although I don’t think that’s quite the “piling on” the old perv envisaged.
...leading to the brilliant British definition of an “influencer”: “A mouthy cunt on Instagram.”
And among the irrelevancies known to us all as INSIGNIFICA:
...and once again, if you actually understand any of that, you need to get a life.
In Sporting News:
...the official NCAA line being: “You can’t get rich by exploiting your bodies; only we can get rich by exploiting your bodies.” And speaking of bodies:
...who she, you ask?
So, back from Amalfi to our dreary reality, thus endeth Da Nooz.