Some asswipe drove a truck into a crowd of pedestrians in Stockholm last week.
Of course, the driver’s motives were unclear, until this was reported.
Earlier reports from CNN and MSNBC that the driver was a radical Methodist have since been proven false.
(Yeah, I know that CNN/MSNBC reported no such thing. But considering all the other bullshit they pass off as news, you have to admit that my statement was false, but accurate.)
From some news organization:
A knifeman was shot by armed police in the grounds of Parliament today after pedestrians were mowed down in a terror attack on Westminster Bridge. More than 10 people are said to have been hit by a car on the central London bridge after a vehicle described as a ‘4×4’ drove into pedestrians and cyclists.
If this nonsense keeps up, I’m gonna need to wear suspenders to keep my pants up — all those extra 1911 mags are heavy, let me tell you.
“But Kim… what good are bullets against a runaway SUV?”
Against the SUV, not much. Against the driver, a little more. Carry a gun, folks. It may just save your life. And for you Brits: you need to start voting for politicians who will let you do the same.
Oh, who am I kidding? That’ll never happen. But it should.