Trying not to start the public floggings
I have to admit, when I saw the “Dark Brandon” poster, I thought it was an inspired tongue-in-cheek satire from the Babylon Bee:
The real Biden can’t even rise to an occasion.
That said, if it means that the gloves are going to come off and his minions (FBI, DOJ, ATF etc.) are going to go Full Totalitarian on us…
If you’ll excuse me, it’s time for a little range session.
Here’s one for the ages:
Gun buyers defy Pelosi and Democrats, sales top 1 million a month for three straight years
In breaking the record, people delivered a strong message to liberal Democrats, who last week passed a ban on buying the nation’s most popular firearm, the modern sporting rifle, and other semi-automatic weapons and parts.
Suck it, gun-grabbing assholes.
Insty linked to this post yesterday:
Retailers and logistics operators are struggling to find space to store the flood of goods that have swamped warehouses and weighed on their balance sheets.
Warehouse owners say more retailers are looking to add storage capacity, both for goods now reaching their networks of stores and distribution centers and as they prepare to keep more inventory on hand long-term to guard against stock-outs.
Well, yes.
What the article does not mention is that “forward buying” (the industry term for this activity) is also a retailer’s hedge against inflation: buy at today’s price, to sell at tomorrow’s (higher) inflated price, and use the profits to forward buy still more, until inflation comes back down.
We Americans have been sheltered from the latter by our traditionally-low inflation rate. but now we’re going to feel just like consumers in Third World countries, for whom continuously-high inflation is an everyday fact of life.
Yet another reason to hate this fucking Democrat government.
Roll on November 2022, and roll on November 2024 even more quickly.
There is no limit to the micro-managing that a Blue state can descend to:
The bill — Creating a Respectful and Open World for Natural Hair — prohibits discrimination based on natural and protective hairstyles, including braids, locks, twists and Bantu knots. It also blocks Bay Staters from being denied employment or educational opportunities due to their hairstyles and textures.
Gov. Baker described the nexus of the CROWN Act as a “citizen movement,” started by a “very small number of people in which the right thing to do became clearer and clearer the longer the discussion went on.”
And while we’re there, some old-fashioned ones:
And of course, my old favorite style chart:
I’m going to apply for the job of Kamala Harris’s speechwriter.
I mean, how difficult can it be? You take a random word generator, extract enough words to make a 5-minute speech, and take out a few of the egregious non-sequiturs (or not — who would notice?), then type it into the teleprompter.
Three minutes; job done. Repeat as necessary. Earn big bucks.
And how much worse could the outcome possibly be? Nobody takes any notice of what the incompetent bitch says anyway.
True, going on the past rotations, the job would only last about four months, tops, but in the meantime, a hundred grand or more would nestle in Ye Olde Treasure Chestte.
Where do I apply?
Apparently, yesterday was International Orgasm Day or something equally stupid.
Needless to say, I missed it, just as I’ve missed so many of its namesakes.
Nowadays, of course, I’m more likely to have a Supreme Moment by looking at pictures of things like this: 
…or this:
…rather than this:
In truth, though, what would really get the old juices running would be… ummmm… how can I put this delicately, or in a manner which wouldn’t cause the fuzz to show up at my door…
A deep pit full of dead Socialists?
Something like that.