Here’s a SHTF scenario I hadn’t thought of before: in-home quarantine because of the corona virus thing. And not being prepared means this, and this nonsense:
Britons strip shop shelves of canned food and even bottled WATER amid growing fears people will be forced to spend weeks in isolation if coronavirus epidemic hits.
I’m pretty sure that New Wife and I could do three weeks’ isolation in a pinch, although Week 3 would be mighty boring fare (oatmeal, canned foods etc.). But I think I’ll haul out Ye Olde Grabbe-And-Goe Bagge tomorrow, just to check on emergency supplies like face masks and hand wipes.
Do ye the same, O My Readers.
Afterthought: while I have quite a lot of bottled water on hand, I also have a swimming pool not ten steps from the apartment. The problem with pool water, of course, is the chlorine and such. Does anyone have any ideas on filtering the taste out of it?
The next time some Lefty asshole starts yammering on about the glories of nationalized medical care (a.k.a. “single payer” and all the other little euphemisms they use to conceal what the system actually is) like Britain’s NHS, you have my full permission to kick them in the crotch.
Why (other than my normal bloodthirstiness) would I suggest something so extreme? Try this little admission:
[NHS ]Doctors have admitted that the most vulnerable patients could be denied critical care in a severe coronavirus outbreak, as they also warned that the UK is dangerously unequipped to deal with a pandemic. Under protocol dubbed ‘Three Wise Men’, senior medics at hospitals would need to decipher which patients to give care such as ventilators and beds to, with a focus on saving those most likely to recover.
The England-based medics told the publication that the already struggling health service would ‘crumble’ under the weight of a large outbreak, one lamenting that their hospital even struggled to contain this winter’s seasonal spate of flu and colds.
Make no mistake about it: even in normal times, medical care is rationed when administered by the State — not just in Britain, but everywhere such a system exists — so when there’s a massive event like a pandemic (or even an epidemic in a single location), the system simply collapses and people die en masse.
Wear combat boots.
For obvious reasons, this one made me chuckle:
Snake venom can kill breast and colon cancer tumours really quickly, scientists claim.
As I see it, while snake venom may well be able to kill various cancerous growths in the human body, the problem will be to stop it from killing the rest of the body once it’s done its number on the cancer.
As they admit:
Scientists admit directing the venom to only destroy cancer cells without being fatal to humans will be a challenge.
The team hopes to one day move forward into clinical studies with humans, but they have a lot of work to do to find the right dose.
“Clinical studies”… uh huh. Dr. Mengele, call your office.
Looks like the apparatchiks at the Centers for Disease Control are finally going to do the job they’re supposed to do:
Along with communicating with health care facilities and resources, Messonnier says that the CDC is in constant talks with the medical supplies manufacturers, distributors and other health care partners to ensure there are plenty of preventative devices like masks and gloves available in the U.S. in the event of a larger outbreak.
…as opposed to wasting time and money on invented “diseases” like “gun deaths”.
Yeah, yesterday’s colonoscopy went as expected:
…and no cancer, nor even pre-cancer (final results in a couple of weeks, but the doctor was matter-of-fact about the whole thing).
Actually, the procedure wasn’t as bad as the preparation thereof:
…but on to more pleasant topics…
Today I am having a colonoscopy.
Normal service should resume tomorrow.
Update: Back home. My ass hasn’t felt this way since freshman year at boarding school.