Time to face the outside world again…
Ugh. Nemmind, we gots funneeez.
And speaking of one-night stands, here are a few suggestions:
Get outta here, and face the day like men. And that goes for my Lady Readers as well.
Category: Funny Stuff
Weimar Redux
Annnnnd the Germans are in deep shit:
According to release statistics from the German economic ministry, energy prices in August were more than double the same period last year, up 139%. The monthly increase was more than 20.4% higher than July. Additionally, producer prices for electricity rose 174.9% compared with August 2021 and by 26.4% in a single month.
This jaw-dropping increase in energy cost has resulted in German manufacturing prices for industrial goods jumping 7.9% in August alone, with a year-over-year increase in the cost to manufacture goods at 45.8%. That is the highest rate of price increase since Germany began recording their statistics in 1939.
It’s a pity they didn’t start in 1919, because then we could have compared today (and tomorrow, from the looks of things) to the numbers from the Weimar Republic. Nonetheless, Germany’s in for a rough ride.
Couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch of watermelons.
Wednesdays…
No Longer Monday
Monday Funnies
So never mind the crash, let’s fly off with a chuckle or two…
Just add a Pakistani accent, and it’s perfect.
Also, for us Olde Pharttes:
And finally:
Wipey-Wipey
So now they’re putting cocaine into baby wipes?
A shipment of baby wipes at the US-Mexico border turned out to be something quite different: $11.8 million worth of cocaine.
That ought to shut the little buggers up.