She: Why the hell do men get so excited by the thought of women wearing leather?
He: It reminds us of that new car smell.
She: Does this outfit make my ass look fat?
He: Do you want to know the truth?
He: You’re sure you want to know the truth?
He: I’m sleeping with your sister.
And one for the ladies:
Why does this pic make me feel nostalgic?
- The cops are all men.
- They’re doing crowd control, but aren’t dressed up like Imperial stormtroopers.
- They’re ogling a pretty girl without some shrew accusing them of [insert feministical outrage of choice here].
- The girl is alluring, pretty and sexy; and yet somehow she manages to do all that without looking like a total slut.
Yeah, I miss the old days.
From the Chateau comes this priceless ambition from a future leader:
(I know the thing is probably fake, but leave me with the illusion, willya?)
Had this young man (? if it was a girl, I’m gonna explode) been several years older, I would have pegged him as a Junior Reader. After all, I believe I once posted this little thought:
I think I’m going to get a few “Pinochet Was Correct” T-shirts printed. Hey, if the Left can do it with that murdering Commie bastard Che Guevara…
Via Reader Old Texan comes this gem:
And no, I did not start this group. Although I wish I had.