I’m not talking about Dave Chappelle, Eddy Murphy or Wanda Sykes; that’s Black humor.
I’m talking about black humor, which has always made me giggle. Here’s one example:
Another:
…and still another:
Of course, when FJB / whoever-the-Socialists-maneuver-into-the-nomination “wins” the 2024 election with 200 million mail-in votes cast, that won’t be funny as much as prophecy.
Still laughing?
Apparently, last week’s Funnies were too… uh, close to the bone, so to speak. So today we’ll clean it all up and make it G-rated. You have been warned…
And apparently, all those nekkid asses last week were A Cheek Too Far, so:
You request, I comply. Now off to work you go.
I’ve spoken before of my distaste for “holidays” which simply serve as a catalyst for “social drinking”, not the least because like New Year’s Eve, they put a whole bunch of amateur drinkers out on the streets and behind the wheel of a car.
Most egregious of these is St. Patrick’s Day: a time when, as the marketing goes, everyone turns Irish and drinks Guinness, Bushmills and Tullamore Dew.
Except me. This would be like commemorating “St. Boromir Day” when I wear a Cossack hat and drink chilled neat vodka till I fall over. What a farce.
Still, let me not be a killjoy. There are always the costumes:
Makes you proud to be “Irish”, dunnit?
Caught unawares by the sudden arrival of Monday, were we?
Well, never mind. Let’s continue along the same track, so to speak:
…and I’m talking about singing voices, not (say) political screeching like that of Hillary Clinton.
When these guys start singing, I hit the Mute or Skip buttons:
And let’s not forget the chicks:
Don’t get me started on the modern chick singers; you all know about them.
Readers may remember this little bit of news from last week:
A driver who was trapped behind the wheel of an out-of-control Jaguar I-Pace has revealed to MailOnline how he almost cheated death as his car accelerated up to 100mph on the busy M62 motorway without brakes.
Nathan Owen, 31, was on his way back from his first day at a new job when his 2019 electric car started malfunctioning, sparking a huge police operation to bring his car to a stop after 35 minutes of hell.
But in a shock revelation, Mr Owen told how his car had also gone rogue on the motorway in December, this time reaching up to 120mph.
Well, if you thought that was the end of the story, you forgot that this happened in Britishland, so of course there’s a sequel:
Police have arrested a Jaguar I-Pace driver on suspicion of dangerous driving after his ‘out-of-control’ car had to be rammed off the road by officers when it ‘went rogue’ at speeds of up to 100mph.
Nathan Owen, 31, was arrested by Merseyside Police in relation to the incident on the M62 on Wednesday, March 6.
He was arrested on suspicion of dangerous driving and causing a public nuisance and taken into police custody to be questioned.
Mr Owen claimed his £80,000 electric car went gone rogue on the motorway that day, sparking a huge police operation to bring his car to a stop after 35 minutes of hell.
His arrest comes after a detailed investigation was carried out by police and Jaguar Land Rover (JLR) – who said it ‘seeks to investigate all reports of issues relating to product safety’.
Yeah, surrounded by umpteen police cars, he just carried on speeding — of course it’s his fault, even though ’twas Owen himself who called the rozzers for help.
Once again, I’m reminded of the incident in Joseph Heller’s Catch-22, when MPs burst into a hotel room where Aarfy has just thrown a whore out of a window to her death — and arrest Yossarian for being AWOL.
Fucking hell.