So former supermodel Elle McPherson is dating a doctor. Ordinarily, I would not care, and nor should any sentient human being. But this is not just any doctor, oh no — as the Daily Mail breathlessly informs us:
Elle Macpherson, 54, is dating discredited former doctor Andrew Wakefield, 60, a driving force behind the anti-vaxxer movement when his debunked theory linked the childhood MMR jab to autism
…and of course there’s a pic:
…which makes me think: while I certainly do not wish any harm on the Oz bint, wouldn’t be wonderfully ironic if by kissing this charlatan, she contracted a serious yet preventable disease?
(Side note: kissing with eyes open? eewwww)
Yup, Monday’s come calling again:
And so, on to the funnies:
Now that the World Cup 2018 is over, we can sum up about the U.S. attitude towards the game:
And for the Monday Morning Beauty Pick-Me-Up, Salma Hayek:
With all due respect to the God-Emperor, I would suggest that giving a million bucks to the Communist Party of the USA is a Bad Idea. A better idea would be to offer to give the money to the Indian tribe with which her DNA is affiliated.
Aaaaargh it’s Monday again:
So… on with Teh Funny:
And for the Official Monday Pick-Me-Up, Spanish hottie Paz Vega:
Loud were the cries of outrage:
Meanwhile in Michigan:
Yup, it’s that time of the week again. Monday comes:
…and while we’re talking about boats:
And for a little “beauty” pick-me-up, Claudia Cardinale:
Happy Monday, y’all.