Ranked in ascending order of awfulness;
- Cold lamp pole (in sub-zero temperatures)
- Hot gun barrel
- Electric socket
- Horse’s ass
- Kathy Griffin (projectile vomit warning)
Your suggestions in Comments, as usual.
Ranked in ascending order of awfulness;
Your suggestions in Comments, as usual.
Ranked in ascending order of awfulness, as always:
Your own suggestions in Comments, as always. Tastelessness preferred.
Ranked in ascending order of dreadfulness:
Your own suggestions in Comments, as always.
…because we’ve already explored the five worst things to hear after sex:
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…and I don’t mean the actors playing them, I mean if the movie characters were actual people.
I ignored all the bad guys in slasher movies, because I’ve never seen a slasher movie.
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These are the authors who are lionized by the Terminally Pretentious Set, for whom “literary” (a.k.a. boring) writing is met with squeals of delight every time a new offering from the authors below is published. Ranked in ascending order of awfulness:
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