Category: Friday Feature

…or, add this to the list of people I don’t want to see in the media, ever again, unless in an obituary.  The list isn’t ranked, for once, because I can’t decide which is actually the worst.

• Mitt Romney, whose current disloyalty to his party makes me almost glad he lost to Obama
• big-city Democrat mayors — no point in trying to rank them, they’re all equally dreadful
• big-mouth Hollywood types (Alec Baldwin, Bette Midler, Alyssa Milano etc.)
• Hillary Clinton;  you lost, you’re irrelevant and most people want you either dead or in prison orange
• Johnny Depp and Amber Heard — you’re both as crazy as a sackful of cats tossed in a swimming pool, and if it were possible for both of you to lose, that’s how I’d vote.  Or I’d put the two of you in a weighted sack together and toss you into a swimming pool, come to think of it.