5 Worst Places To Spend The Night

In ascending order of horrible:

  • with “Uncle” Gavin
  • in a C-47 Dakota en route to an active duty deployment
  • any motel room on U.S. 30 in Illinois (don’t ask me how I know this)
  • in a hotel toilet stall after getting mindless drunk (see above)
  • in a prison cell, with D’Marcus Washington as a cellmate

…and a bonus for my Brit Readers:

  • Alan Carr’s bedroom.

Your suggestions in Comments… (and “in my ex-wife’s bed” doesn’t count).

5 Worst Times To Be Without A Gun

Ranked in ascending order of helplessness/need:

  • While in lion / grizzly / snake-infested countryside
  • During a school shooting
  • While driving through any urban paradise featuring public housing
  • Driving along any highway, road or street in Johannesburg
  • When you’re the only person in the room not holding one

Your suggestions in Comments.

P.S.  I see I forgot to post a 5 Worst list last Friday.  Sorry.