Some of today’s items may not include links because they shouldn’t.
...along with Oprah, Beyoncé and Barbra Streisand’s housemaid.
...and, one hopes, very painfully.
…let me know when it’s hand grenades, and then we may get concerned (or not).
...ah yes, the old “clotheslined vs. chlamydia” debate.
...sounds like something I’d do.
...going to add alcohol to it? No? Then, no.
...can we talk about EV batteries, now?
...finally, a Brit law that I can support.
...this is what happens when you use the word “abuse” incorrectly. Calling a store clerk a lazy twerp: fine. Attacking him with a knife while shoplifting: not.
...the new generation of moon-worshippers being the one after the crystal-worshippers. Bunch of fucking muppets, all of them.
...I can’t enter this one because it’s amateurs-only.
And now: INSIGNIFICA!!!!!
...substitute “bed-hopping” and “boyfriends” to see how it works, sweetie.
Finally, Paige Spirinac has announced her 2023 Halloween costume line. She’ll have to work hard to beat last year’s effort:
…oh, wait:
Girl needs a good spanking, and I know just the man to do it.