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And speaking of freaks:


...hate to break it to you, Bub, but she doesn’t owe you anything.


...and I agree.  Most kids nowadays, when thinking about Michelangelo, think of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle and not the Sistine Chapel.

From the Department of Medical Fearfulness:


...still not killing people though, is it?  That’s because it’s like a mild flu, so stop with the panicky headlines already.


...ooh, Insty’s being all sarky again.


...looking at the article, I can see about six reasons to fire her other than popping a White Claw at the wheel.

From the annals of Global Warming Climate Cooling Change©:


...he needs to go off the deep end with a large concrete weight tied to his fucking ankles.


...but if you’re picturing blood and scattered body parts, I’m sorry to disappoint you.


...oops, busted.  Although the engines on their buggies should have been a clue.


...keyword:  American.


...still trying to figure out the actual crime, here.

But there’s always INSIGNIFICA:

 

  ..hur hur.

And speaking of meat feasts, here’s one for sore eyes:

...here’s the pic, but it’s kinda disappointing: 

…so here’s the real thing, also in the color purple:

Aaaaaand… that’s the news.

Two Solutions

Several people have written to me to ask why I haven’t commented on the Iranian-backed Hamas attack / invasion of Israel — especially as I’ve long been a strong supporter of both Israel and my Tribe friends.

Frankly, I’ve been thinking about the situation, and devising some kind of suggested response that would be appropriate for Israel.

There are, as the title for this post suggests, two solutions for Israel to consider.  The first is simple.

Set aside your inherent loathing of ethnic cleansing.  I know, I know:  Hitler tried to do just that to Jews (and look where it got him), and ever since then Jews (and their parent state Israel) have recoiled from any idea of doing the same to people who hate them and want them destroyed.  Let’s clear up a couple of misconceptions first.

Firstly, clearing out the entire Gaza Strip (destroying all their buildings — every last one) and killing any Arab who tries to resist is not “ethnic” cleansing, in its purest sense, because there is no genetic difference between Arabs and Jews:  they’re both Semitic, genetically speaking.

Secondly, what the wholesale destruction of Gaza and its inhabitants represents is not therefore anything other than a military operation of retaliation — retaliation against an indiscriminate slaughter of Israelis (and, lest we forget, a whole bunch of non-Israelis as well).  To allow this “Palestinian” state to exist and continue to be a threat to Israeli citizens would be a complete failure of a government whose primary (some would say sole) duty is to protect those same citizens.

I’m not interested in people who wail that innocent Palestinians would be killed in such an operation, because there are no “innocent Palestinians” — witness the celebrations of these Arabs not just in the Middle East but worldwide over the slaughter of, ahem, innocent Israelis.  They don’t consider any Israelis to be innocent, so why should you treat them any differently?  Hell, the Hamas terrorists use their own civilians as shields against retaliation, relying on the Israelis’ reluctance to kill innocent people;  if that’s how they regard civilians, why should anyone else care about them?

To go from the specific retaliation to a broader one:  Hamas must be destroyed:  its leadership, its followers, its bases of operation and, most importantly, its support structure.

Which means taking on Iran.  I leave that to the Israeli military to pick the options here, but other than the obvious ones (destroying Iran’s nuclear infrastructure and killing the Iranians tasked with supporting Hamas), Israel should start a wholesale destruction of Iran’s oil apparatus:  the oilfields, the refineries, the ports and oil export infrastructure, the lot.  No Iranian money, no Hamas.  It’s that simple an equation.

All that comprises only the first of the two solutions of the title of this piece.  Here’s the Second [sic].

We are all accustomed to seeing pictures of off-duty Israeli soldiers walking around with their rifles slung.

However, it should be remembered that these are active-duty soldiers, not ordinary civilians.

In fact — and this is their dirty little secret — it’s almost impossible for civilian Israelis to get to own guns, any guns, for their own protection.  It is, to my mind, the single-largest failure of the Israeli government:  not having an equivalent of our Second Amendment.

In essence, what the Israeli government is saying is:  “Leave your protection to us, and to our Defense Force.”

The recent attack on a music festival (i.e. a civilian event with, it should be noted, no Army presence) should end that little charade right there in its tracks.  Or, as we Americans would put it, “When seconds count and the police are minutes away.”  The IDF’s immediate response to the Hamas invasion was quick (bit not quick enough), but neither decisive nor concerted.

Here’s another little event which happened at the same time as the invasion:

Hamas militants terrorists indiscriminately gunned down civilians and took control of a police station in a small Israeli city in Saturday’s surprise offensive.

Sderot, home to 30,000 people, was one of the first settlements to come under attack by the Hamas militants, who moved through the city shortly after dawn.

Using motorbikes, pickup trucks, motorised gliders and speed boats, more than 1,000 fighters streamed into Israel – targeting cities including Ashkelon, Ofakim and Sderot – in an attack that caught authorities completely off-guard.

Harrowing footage of the assault captured by survivors has since emerged, showing how the heavily armed assailants rode into the city on the back of pick-up trucks, killing dozens of civilians before besieging and ultimately seizing its police station.

Note that they were essentially unopposed while they played their little reindeer games and did not come under fire until after the game was played out — the IDF plowed down the police station and crushed these “militants” to death in the rubble — but it was too late for those unfortunate civilians shot at before.  Take a look at this pic:

I’ll bet that there’s not a single gun among these alte kakers, although all of them are of an age where they could have fought in the Yom Kippur War of 1973.  To deny these men their right to self-defense, to not allow them to be armed while they play their peaceful little board game, is to turn them into potential victims of Hamas terrorists.

The Israeli government should, with immediate effect, allow civilians to purchase and possess whatever guns they wish, and carry them as they go about their daily business.

Yes, there may be the occasional accident or even homicide — just as we tragically experience here in the U.S. — but the greater good is, if anything, even greater in Eretz Yisrael  than it is here.  Otherwise, there’s going to be a whole lot more of this:

…and it will all be entirely the fault of the government.

Get it done, Izzies.

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And speaking of evil bitches and their webs:


...it’s difficult to imagine anyone more “dark and dystopian” than this ghastly parody of a woman.

Great Moments of Jurisprudence:


...no shit, Sherlock yer honor.  Also:


...unless she’s skinny and likes to suck dick, I’m somewhat puzzled by this one. And lastly:


...but at least he didn’t call her a fat lesbian — even though in this case, the description fits perfectly.


...they have no Posse Comitatus law in Swedishland, but that seems to be a Good Thing in this instance.


...I’m thinking large amounts of cash, flowers and a roofie… wait, perhaps I misread the headline.


...well, maybe not everyone misses the blustering Green asshole cyclist.

From the Department Of Education:


...gives new meaning to the term “pupil support”, dunnit?


And the part you’ve all been waiting for, INSIGNIFICA:

           ...trust me, you don’t want to go there.  No man should.

Finally, some Showbiz News:


...I report, you decide:

And in daylight:

And that’s all the news that’s fit to mock.

Dot-Mil Idiocy

I know, the title is somewhat redundant, but this beats them all (sent by Reader Tony M., thankee — I think):

After 123 years, the immortal Colt-Browning 1911 pistol has finally left U.S. military service.

The immortal 1911 really has no historical equal. It has been the longest-serving sidearm in U.S. military history. Almost every company in the business of manufacturing handguns today makes some variation of the 1911.

And yet, it’s no longer good enough for our troops?  To continue:

While nothing lasts forever, and while it’s easy to see the logistical advantage in a sidearm that uses the NATO-standard 9x19mm cartridge, it’s a sad day for gun aficionados, especially those of us with a fondness for John Browning’s 1911.

For those of little historical learning, I should point out that the reason that the U.S. Army adopted the Colt 1911 .45 ACP in the first place was that their .38 cartridges (similar to the 9x19mm) just weren’t killing savages efficiently.  But of course, people who make “logistical” choices are seldom the same ones who actually have to shoot people dead.

Never mind:  let our troops use three rounds of 9mm Europellet fired from their German-designed peashooters to do the same job as the .45 Automatic Colt Pistol bullet can do with one.

I’ll just continue to carry my 1911 and be glad of it.

Bah.

News Roundup

Some of today’s items may not include links because they shouldn’t.


...along with Oprah, Beyoncé and Barbra Streisand’s housemaid.


...and, one hopes, very painfully.


…let me know when it’s hand grenades, and then we may get concerned (or not).


...ah yes, the old “clotheslined vs. chlamydia” debate.


...sounds like something I’d do.


...going to add alcohol to it?  No?  Then, no.


...can we talk about EV batteries, now?


...finally, a Brit law that I can support.


...key word:  India.


...this is what happens when you use the word “abuse” incorrectly.  Calling a store clerk a lazy twerp:  fine.  Attacking him with a knife while shoplifting:  not.


...the new generation of moon-worshippers being the one after the crystal-worshippers.  Bunch of fucking muppets, all of them.


...I can’t enter this one because it’s amateurs-only.

And now:  INSIGNIFICA!!!!!

   

...substitute “bed-hopping” and “boyfriends” to see how it works, sweetie.

Finally, Paige Spirinac has announced her 2023 Halloween costume line.  She’ll have to work hard to beat last year’s effort:

…oh, wait:

Girl needs a good spanking, and I know just the man to do it.

News Roundup

And today:


...with all the usual mil-spec quality controls one has come to expect from the MoD.


...so, our 2A rights are safe, then.


...and to think, they stopped working on that silly cancer cure thing, just for this.  I suspect government funding is behind this one.


...yeah, that “soft on crime approach” is working everywhere it’s tried.


...good fucking question.  Too bad it wasn’t Biden asking it.


...uh, I hate to break it to you, Blimpo, but I have more chance of winning New Hampshire than you do.

From the Dept. of Global Cooling Climate Warming Change©:


...as opposed to the date they predicted in 2001:  January 12, 2015.

From the Dept. of Health, two opinions:


...as written by “experts”, and the following appeared in the same newspaper on the very same day:


...and I’ll call next time I’m in town, I promise.


...call me when when a bunch of people die from this latest variant — because nobody has yet, despite all the fearmongering.

From the Wild Kingdom:


...like sharks need any help in that department.


...1. shoot it. 2. shoot it again. 3. shoot the owner.

In Economics News:


...don’t say he didn’t warn ya.

From the Heart of Stone Department:


...too bad it wasn’t on the return trip, but them’s the breaks.


...okay, how many of you have ever thought about doing this?

...yeah, me too.

And in RES INSIGNIFICA:

       

  ...and on a parallel train of thought:


 

And lest you think I never give you anything useful in these Roundups:

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