I see that all the Press are getting all bent out of shape about the God-Emperor taking hydroxychloroquine as a potential prophylactic (in English, as a preventative) for the Chinkvirus. I don’t know why they’re getting all excited because if the shit did kill him, we’d be seeing a lockdown-style run on tissues at supermarkets because they’d be wanking themselves to a standstill.
But that’s not what I want to talk about, here. I used to take hydroxychloroquine or something very much like it against malaria, back when I were a troopie in the Seffrican Army, way back when we’d just made the change from shooting Redcoats to shooting Zulus. You nah waddeye mean.
Other than some really strange dreams — I mean the kind that you get when you’re sick with a fever, real acid-trip stuff — nothing happened to me, healthwise. And I never did get malaria, even though there were times when my mosquito bites resembled smallpox sores.
So it’s highly unlikely that POTUS will get sick from the stuff — although if what happened to me happens to him, his tweets are going to be really fun for a while.
Which will piss the establishment media off even more, so it’s a win-win all round.
Here we go:
“All these years, you have told us that you want law enforcement that thinks before arresting, doesn’t violate your rights and treats their citizens with decency,” he wrote. “Now you have that and are asking us to regress into what you didn’t want and didn’t deserve. Please let us be the law enforcement you always asked us to be. Non-oppressive. We are not stormtroopers. We are peacekeepers.”
And there’s still more excellent American-ness and Constitutionalism in the link. For those not familiar with the geography, DuPage County is kinda like Collin County here in Texas: a Republican district on the border of a large Democrat-controlled
city shithole (Chicago and Dallas, respectively).
So here’s to you, Gov. Pritzker of Illinois:
I can’t wait for Fatboi to mobilize his Panzergruppen (a.k.a. state police) to deal with this upstart sheriff. He may first want to check where most of those staties come from (hint: not Chicago), but wisdom is not a characteristic of Democrat state governors (see: Vito
Corleone Cuomo in NYFS, Vladimir Lenin Newsom in Kalifuckingfornia and Irma Grese Gretchen Witmer in the Michigan Sonderlager ).
And here’s to you, Sheriff Jim Mendrick, from all of us Real Americans:
Short and gingery, like Borat’s wife.
…had I been on the jury, there is NO WAY I would have found this hero guilty of anything.
…as long as you agree to house these “asylum seekers” in your own houses for two years while their claims are being vetted. See next item:
…looks like that open border thing is working out well for the Swedes. At least he didn’t have the Chinkvirus.
…but that’s only after they’ve checked his financial statements and employment records. Not that most women are superficial, or gold-diggers, or anything.
…can’t say I blame him, as parking spaces in Brit villages are about as easy to find as good teeth.
…“Making fun of the rozzers” — good thing they’ve abolished the death penalty in Britain.
…how is it even possible for French politics to become more left-wing?
…that one made me snork. Nice one, Sarah.
Because I’m not completely “up” with British TV shows — mostly, because they’re total shit, as anyone who’s ever tried to watch more than ten minutes of Coronation Street can attest — I somehow missed an R (actually a double R) in the Wonderful Women of two weekends back.
One particularly dire show is something called 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown, hosted by the seldom-funny Jimmy Carr. However, the show is rescued by mathematics wizard and regular participant Rachel Riley, who has the sexiest legs on television, on either side of the North Atlantic. I know, this assertion is useless without pictorial evidence, so:
She also has a genius IQ, which adds to the allure of the pretty face and sensational legs.
My apologies to Miss Riley for missing her. (Oh, and for my Tribe Readers: she’s kosher.)
Some Brit place did a poll:
That’s not a bad list (and yes, the Ford GT40 is a Brit car — designed and prototyped by Ford UK). I would take issue, however, with the omission of the 1960s Rolls-Royce:
…and the equally sumptuous Bentley of the same era (pre-German takeover):
I would also have replaced the Lotus Elan Mark I (below):
…with the Esprit:
I also feel that a lot of the older iconic Brit cars were ignored — like the MG TF:
…and the pre-war (later Jaguar) SS:
Compared to those two, the Lotus Elan is a clown car.
Feel free to agree / disagree or add your own entrants in Comments.