Caption Competition #152

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1. ” I think I should have used a condom.”

   1. I think Q doesn’t issue condoms. And given the stopping power of the guns that Q issues, I wouldn’t trust one anyway.

2. “Should I shake her awake, or just wait till she stirs?”

3. She’ll be dead by the end of the movie, dammit! Maybe I should work in another quickie …

   1. Yowzah!

4. Wonder how she will wake up? Do me again, sailor or who the fuck are you?

5. Did I leave the lights on in the Aston?

6. Hmm… the Seventh Symphony. Now why the hell would that be…
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   1. You are WAY too cultured for this website.

      1. Yeh, a couple of tablespoons of yoghurt whey really speeds up the kim chee. It wasn’t the red diapers so much, it was using a Mark VI to off the laggard. Whence comes such another?
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7. If I lift my right cheek just so, I might be able to slip a silent but deadly one past her.

   P.s. I’m not cultured ENOUGH for this website 🙂

8. “A rose by any name should smell just like this.”

   What’s cultured?

9. “I truly hope it’s not transgender.”

10. Doesn’t smell the same as it did last night…

11. Ok, so it was a dude. Should I wake him up and do him again?

    Now seriously…

    What is the rate of decline for the bullet spin as it travels down range? Does the rpm slow down at the same rate that velocity slows down?

12. “Funny, no one has ever complained about the size of my PPK before…“

13. Why do I think I could have saved an awful lot of trouble if I’d stayed at the bar and gotten pissed as an owl?

14. Do I have to terminate her now? That story she gave about why she carries a Tokarev just doesn’t add up.

15. Always know your enemy… twice is preferred.

16. What was her first name?

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