From sunny Seffrica comes this lovely story.
Executive summary: three choirboys run into a church waving guns and try to appropriate the entire congregation’s cash. Only problem: the church in question is located in a deeply conservative part of the country, and one of the congregants is an ex-cop. Result: two choirboys dead, one possibly wounded.
You may now applaud.
And from the comments to the article comes this priceless observation:
Note the upvote : downvote ratio.
That’s why I’ve got a church gun in the collection. Years ago I knew a guy who carried a Model 19 Smith in a hollowed out hymn book. He couldn’t bring himself to cut up a Bible like that.