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Brenda’s cost-effective response to the $75 dildo she saw at Spankers Sex Toys.
Karen made a note to herself to pick up another gallon of K-Y Jelly on the way home
Green Vegetables Matter
Cinderella proudly displays her latest acquisition, an MG TC.
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“Mandy Fister can’t wait to try a cucumber from her garden after being awarded ‘Castro District Transexual Vegetable Garden of the Month’ last week.”
You must be this big to go on this ride
Winner.
OK, Bill, you want to try anal? Get over here.
“Why is it ribbed?”
In this portrait — possibly destined for the cover? — for Beaded Bracelets Monthly, sad-eyed Brenda nearly weeps at the inadequacy of her latest paramour, nick-named ‘Little Greeny’ in honor of ‘his’ humble origins.
In this portrait — possibly destined for the cover? — for Beaded Bracelets Monthly, sad-eyed Brenda nearly weeps as she squats to ‘enrich’ the garden soil.
And all because she has ‘permission to go there’.
In this portrait — destined for the cover? — for Beaded Bracelets Monthly, sad-eyed Brenda nearly weeps after she slips down her peasant blouse to emphasize her dappled shoulder.
In this portrait — destined for the cover? — for Beaded Bracelets Monthly, sad-eyed Brenda nearly weeps after her recent weigh-in revealed the horridly-awful truth… less beer and carbohydrates are in her future, more vegentarianist stuff like this unidentifiable apparition of an omnivore’s nightmare.
“‘Ribbed for her pleasure’…ewwww!”
—Garth Algar, “Wayne’s World”
In this portrait — destined for the cover? — for Impromptu Toiletries Monthly, sad-eyed Brenda nearly weeps at the very thought of using this vegetable to ‘freshen-up’.
In this portrait — destined for the cover? — for Nail-Polish Monthly, sad-eyed Brenda nearly weeps as she models her newest coloration for stylish fingertips, an absolutely gorgeous shade of cucumber!
In this portrait — destined for the cover? — for Rock-Salt Monthly, sad-eyed Brenda nearly weeps as she anticipates the next few moments of her miserable garden-thieving existence, a futile dash followed by the boom of the farmer’s shotgun and her heinie stinging from hundreds of our little friends!
And I think there is a lesson here for us all during these tumultuous times:
To conserve your copper-covered lead, think outside the box…
30 seconds after this photo was taken, this produce was not seen again until it was seen by a general surgeon in the Emergency Department.
Brenda’s cost-effective response to the $75 dildo she saw at Spankers Sex Toys.
Karen made a note to herself to pick up another gallon of K-Y Jelly on the way home
Green Vegetables Matter
Cinderella proudly displays her latest acquisition, an MG TC.
.
“Mandy Fister can’t wait to try a cucumber from her garden after being awarded ‘Castro District Transexual Vegetable Garden of the Month’ last week.”
You must be this big to go on this ride
Winner.
OK, Bill, you want to try anal? Get over here.
“Why is it ribbed?”
In this portrait — possibly destined for the cover? — for Beaded Bracelets Monthly, sad-eyed Brenda nearly weeps at the inadequacy of her latest paramour, nick-named ‘Little Greeny’ in honor of ‘his’ humble origins.
In this portrait — possibly destined for the cover? — for Beaded Bracelets Monthly, sad-eyed Brenda nearly weeps as she squats to ‘enrich’ the garden soil.
And all because she has ‘permission to go there’.
In this portrait — destined for the cover? — for Beaded Bracelets Monthly, sad-eyed Brenda nearly weeps after she slips down her peasant blouse to emphasize her dappled shoulder.
In this portrait — destined for the cover? — for Beaded Bracelets Monthly, sad-eyed Brenda nearly weeps after her recent weigh-in revealed the horridly-awful truth… less beer and carbohydrates are in her future, more vegentarianist stuff like this unidentifiable apparition of an omnivore’s nightmare.
“‘Ribbed for her pleasure’…ewwww!”
—Garth Algar, “Wayne’s World”
In this portrait — destined for the cover? — for Impromptu Toiletries Monthly, sad-eyed Brenda nearly weeps at the very thought of using this vegetable to ‘freshen-up’.
In this portrait — destined for the cover? — for Nail-Polish Monthly, sad-eyed Brenda nearly weeps as she models her newest coloration for stylish fingertips, an absolutely gorgeous shade of cucumber!
In this portrait — destined for the cover? — for Rock-Salt Monthly, sad-eyed Brenda nearly weeps as she anticipates the next few moments of her miserable garden-thieving existence, a futile dash followed by the boom of the farmer’s shotgun and her heinie stinging from hundreds of our little friends!
And I think there is a lesson here for us all during these tumultuous times:
To conserve your copper-covered lead, think outside the box…
30 seconds after this photo was taken, this produce was not seen again until it was seen by a general surgeon in the Emergency Department.