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  1. Barefoot Brianna carefully considered how to lift drunk Dawn’s fashionable high-heeled boots before she came to.

    1. Maybe, although only because of the attire. Young women Over Here generally dress like slobs when they go out on the town.

  2. We know the smarter of the two is the one that took off her shoes when past tipping point.
    Train wreck all the way, only a bit more tastefully dressed than the norm.

  3. Oh God Susan….I just read about this professor who says Trump has s 91% to win election. Now we will have to get jobs….JOBS….do you hear me…….Susan the world is ending !!!!!

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  4. You can tell it’s not going to be a good day when you wake up face down on the pavement.

  5. Helen becomes emotionally distraught after learning Seattle police have taken down the CHAZ/CHOP.

  6. For a more enjoyable ‘Night on the Town’ Molly Sue knows the value of a quick ten minute power nap to refresh the liver for five more hours of drinking fun.

  7. “No, we can’t go shopping at Bloomingdales. My feet hurt. That’s why I took off my heels. Now get up; you aren’t three anymore.”

  8. In this promotional shot from the State Of Delaware website, instinctively-cautious Senior Pavement Inspector Josephine Robinette Bideno gives the “not yet, still checking, pretty soon” signal to observers… proving once again, careful inspection of senior pavement is crucially-essential to our nation’s recovery during these perilous times of tumultuous-endeavor by so many of our down-trodden fellow citizens paying the price and demonstrating their commitment to…

    [editor note: additional segments of the Inspector’s keen observations on the State Of The State Pavement can be obtained by texting 30330]

  9. In this promotional shot from the State Of Delaware website, instinctively-cautious Senior Pavement Inspector Josephine Robinette Bideno demonstrates the “friends don’t let friends drive rusty” portion of her family’s lubrication philosophy!

    [editor note: during subsequent engagements with the Inspector, she privately admitted her family often ‘makes stuff up’ in the philosophy department]

  10. In this promotional shot from the State Of Delaware website, instinctively-cautious Senior Pavement Inspector Josephine Robinette Bideno demonstrates her professional “gaffe machine” position… then, oddly, proclaimed “it’s better than somebody who can’t tell the truth all the time”.

    [editor note: we are certain, given enough time, the Inspector could probably explain the relevance between her two points, but by then, most of us will lose interest and the Inspector could perish from natural causes while hard at work on the job, and we cannot say which would be worst]

  11. In this promotional shot from the State Of Delaware website, instinctively-cautious Senior Pavement Inspector Josephine Robinette Bideno explains her “absolute certainty in the really tough decisions”… while acknowledging her absolute certainty she will get everything wrong “thirty-percent of the time”.

    [editor note: well, we guess that leaves the remaining seventy-percent to be divided among everything unintentionally right]

  12. In this promotional shot from the State Of Delaware website, instinctively-cautious Senior Pavement Inspector Josephine Robinette Bideno hilariously demonstrates her ‘position’ on the whole Clinton-cide question after playfully ribbing the former first-lady/state secretary/senator about the unfortunate terminal velocity of Clinton witnesses.

    [editor note: while advocating journalistic impartiality, we admit our potential interest in reporting the Inspector’s passing… simultaneously wishing all the Clintons long and fruitful lives [our momma didn’t raise no fools]]

  13. I notice that hell has not yet frozen over. That was a sarcastic answer to your request. Bitch.

    At the risk of repeating myself, NO. You may NOT borrow my heels.

    M

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