Good grief but the news is getting boring these days. No wonder the New York Times is creating fake news left, right and center (mostly about the Right, but that’s a story for another time).
We persevere nevertheless, just like Olympic athletes (two links):
…just as absolutely nobody expected they would. [/maxi-sarc]
…oh great; your mediocre products don’t suck enough already, but now you’re going to bugger them up even more by inviting under-qualified tokens to work on them.
…right, Noam. And your old asshole buddy Josef Stalin was just a peach of a human being. You Commie fuck.
…wait: weren’t lack of pollution and fewer vapor trails supposed to be a good thing? So the “good” things are now going to cause a “bad” thing. Unless, of course, the “experts” who came up with this warning are as full of shit as all the other “experts” we hear from nowadays. Ummmmm I’ll take that option for $400, Alex.
…funny, I thought that the Brits were kinda the masters at this game. And speaking of mastery:
…and Augusta National is doubtless going to fold like a damp shirt in the face of this bullshit, just like they did when they allowed women to join the club.
One of Monty Python’s old sketches involved a group of contestants trying to answer questions about the writings of Marcel Proust. As none of them could satisfactorily explain the rococo intricacies of Proust’s prose [sic], the judges instead gave the prize to the lady in the front row with the big tits. That’s what I’m going to do now, by ending with some news that’s so irrelevant, so pointless and so silly, it is a perfect summation of how bored I am with the whole business.
…it’s not my fault; society’s to blame. [/Monty Python]
