1. I understand that there’s no one else for 100 yards in any direction and sunlight is the best disinfectant and you’ve been indoors for two months, but the Park is Closed so if you don’t leave I’ll have to arrest you and expose you to the virus at the station house.

  2. “Listen, love… I know you’ll do anything to stay and catch a few rays; but if I let you do that to me, you’ll definitely be breaking the social-distance rule.”

  3. “I’m sorry love, but yer in a closed park, yer not wearin’ a mask, and until I came along you was topless. Yer definitely contravening a couple of public orders. I’m afraid I’m goin’ to have to take you in. Please come quietly. And don’t bover yerself, I’ve heard every comeback to ‘please come quietly’. There’s a good girl.”

  4. “Miss, I know what the sign outside says, but ‘Fenway Park’ is not that that kind of a park. You can’t sunbathe in right field.”

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