Coronavirus coronavirus coronavirus coronavirus… doesn’t anyone have a juicy sex scandal to report anymore?
…oh dear god, if anything makes me want to catch the virus and die, it’s a nude Madonna pic.
…that would be Tylenol (acetaminophen) to us Murkins. Looks like that 300-tab bottle from Sam’s Club wasn’t such a bad idea after all.
…always the tough choices: beer or sanitizer. I know which one I’d choose.
…after all those Epstein memes, the Clinton gang gets creative.
…there being no ice floes in the Mediterranean to put the old people onto.
…EVERYBODY PANIC!!! You mean you don’t have a SHTF porno stash?
…okay, that made me LOL. Am I a bad person?
…Charles Darwin, call your office.