In increasing order of unacceptability:
- writing text messages
- shooting at cars which try to overtake you
- fondling a 12-year-old
- …while masturbating
- listening to a compilation tape of Hillary Clinton’s campaign speeches
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While driving a 60’s era 3 on the tree transmission truck with no cup holders in 5pm urban traffic, trying to suck down a Wendy’s triple and a big, thick milk shake, and then your phone rings.
Not that this has ever happened to you, of course.
I enjoy pretending I’m pretend-driving in Australia.
While I am real-driving in California.
Oddly, as they honkily veer into the ditch, few Californians seem to share my ‘quirky’ sense of ‘left’ lane is correct driving style.
Irregardless, it’s their loss!
The last item probably violates the Geneva Convention rules on the use of torture.
Late entry:
Listening to a compilation tape of Hillary Clinton’s campaign speeches…while masturbating