From the annals of modern-day !SCIENCE! comes a conclusion from this (undoubtedly taxpayer-funded) scientific study which finds that:
[H]igher levels of drinking impair brain function and memory.
In other words, the more booze you drink, the more your brain gets scrambled.
If anyone aged higher than 10 did not know this, they ought to be euthanized as a public service, because such stupidity can only come from (and yes, there may be some overlap) Democrat voters, socialist policymakers and (apparently) Australian scientists.
Sheesh… reading stuff like this makes me want to go back to pouring Scotch over my breakfast cereal. Now I’ll have to wait until after the Monday range session.