It appears that someone is looking for a mate:
Charlize Theron has declared she has been ‘single for years’ and is ‘shockingly available’ for dates.
The 43-year-old South African actress, who took a break from relationships after adopting her two children, hopes to find the ‘love of her life’ and said her ideal man would have a ‘good beard’ and can ‘make her laugh’.
Here’s a sample pic of said totty:
Quite toothsome a thing, and all in all, an interesting prospect, no?
Unfortunately, the broad from Benoni is, to put it politely, fucked in the head. Crazier than a sackful of cats. Several pieces of boerewors short of a braaivleis. Mad as a streetful of hatters.
In other words, to date this ditzy stukkie, you would have to be fucking insane yourself. Exhibit 1:
This is a woman who (oh-so fashionably) adopted two Black orphans from Africa, and is now raising one as a girl (okay, “gender fluid”), which upbringing will no doubt go down like a Kardashian on a Black dude should said unfortunate child ever decide to revisit the continent of his birth.
The fact that La Charlize finds herself terrifyingly single and completely date-less seems to suggest that the Hollywood men of her environs have somehow become more sensible. I rather suspect, however, that the word has gone out: date this chick and seven kinds of shit will fall on your head.