Wherein I comment on news items not worthy of their own post. This episode: sexy stuff.
1) Sex doesn’t have to hurt — but where’s the fun in that?
2) Friction Burns — as I keep reminding women: pubic hair has an actual purpose (as a dry lubricant), so shaving yer pubes is eventually going to cause trouble. Now “science” proves me right.
3) Dick Enhancements Don’t — just about anyone with an IQ over 50 could have told you that; but no, we needed “science” to prove it. (And a piece of caustic advice for any man who gets criticized for his ummmm shortcomings: tell her it’s not that your dick’s too small, it’s that her box is bigger than the Lincoln Tunnel. Instant neuroses, guaranteed.)
4) Russkis need help with sex — I would have thought they had that pretty much under control, considering that the phrase “like a Moscow street whore” has entered the popular vernacular. On the other hand, it may just be the older, Soviet-era women who have the problem:
…in which case, gawd help us all.