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Who said:

“There is nothing wrong with being a woman who enjoys sex or having more than the average number of sexual partners. I have a good sex life and I am having fun with discreet people — but I have to be careful about who I am having sex with.”

Sounds like a good time, yes?

We don’t know who she is Over Here, but a lot of people know her in Britishland as a runner-up in the dreadful “Apprentice” (the “Lord Sugar” version, not the “POTUS” one), and as a businesswoman in her own right.  She is of Greek heritage, and her name is Luisa Zissman:

Credit: WENN.com

Photo by David M. Benett/Getty Images

Photo by Mike Marsland/WireImage

(C) Boundless – Photographer: Jim Marks

One would imagine that with a ummmm social  attitude as above, Miss Luisa would have had a fairly active history, and she has (see here).  Fluctuations in the dimensions of her superstructure have largely to do with the fact that she is frequently pregnant (quelle surprise, non? ).

I don’t care about any of that, and nor should you.  She could probably launch a thousand ships before lunchtime.

13 comments

    1. There’s no evidence she charges for her service.

      That makes her a “slut”, not a “whore”.

  1. What Kenny sed.
    Let’s just ignore the rampant communicable diseases.
    That wiki write-up in the link tells it all.

    None the less, 2nd pik from the bottom, that real estate between the belly button and the cockpit, flat, firm yet downy soft…. with the right inducement any normal dood would succumb….

    1. > Let’s just ignore the rampant communicable diseases.

      Not really all that rampant. At least not back when I was young and single (early 90s).

      > That wiki write-up in the link tells it all.

      That she has 1 child by her first husband, and two by her second? And that she’s attracted to women as well?

      Or that she claims to be sexually attracted to other women? This appears to be relatively common:
      https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2051284/More-half-women-bi-curious-attracted-women.html
      https://nylon.com/articles/straight-women-attracted-to-women-study

      80 percent of men have the “threesome fantasy” of two women and them.

      “only” 30 percent of women have the FFM fantasy. IDK how many have the MFM fantasy, but it’s a LOT less than 80 percent of men 🙂

  2. Porcupine or not the old BMW advert for their previously owned cars, “You know you’re not the first, but do you really care?”, comes to mind. Thankfully, having history with gals who think their ass is gold plated would keep me in my league. Pappy would simply say “turn’m upside down and they all look the same”.

    1. > Pappy would simply say “turn’m upside down and they all look the same”.

      From memory, no they don’t. Some have more of an hourglass, and these days I’d imagine there’s a great variety of tattoos.

    2. > Porcupine or not the old BMW advert for their previously owned cars, “You know you’re not the first, but do you really care?”, comes to mind.

      Actually, you do if you’re not insane. A German car is like a girlfriend with a cocaine habit. Might be fun for a while, but you know sure as shit there’s a brutally expensive maintenance bill coming. Fun fact. Dealers wouldn’t even take first-gen X5s as trade-ins, because they knew most required major repairs before they could be resold.

  3. As Todd Rundgren once said, “S, L, U, T. She may be a slut but she looks good to me.”

  4. If that second last picture doesn’t typify the perfect feminine female form, nothing would.

    Wowza!

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