It’s heading towards springtime, which means the racing season in Britishland is getting underway — and we all know that “racing season” equates to “Train Smash Women On The Hoof”…well, except for the first race on the calendar (Cheltenham, in Oxfordshire), wherein the ladies as a rule are more, shall we say, restrained. Of course, the fact that it was a.) chilly and b.) pouring with rain might have helped maintain a little decorum:
Even Liz Hurley was quite discreet — and how often can one say that?
Of course, Kim’s Latest Object Of Desire looked, well, Carol-some:
Top Gear’s Grand Tour’s Richard Hamster (and Mrs. Hamster) were likewise dapper:
Of course, there were those who didn’t get the memo:
But overall, it seemed as though everyone had a good time:
Next up, however, is Liverpool’s Aintree. I can hardly wait…