Say you were involved with some shady people (albeit innocently), but after testifying against their evil asses, the Gummint decides that it would be in your best interests to put you (and, say, your wife, assuming grown- or no kids) into the Witness Protection Program (WitSec) for the rest of your life. You do have a choice of places to go (but read this little piece first before you make your decision).
Where would you ask to be placed, and why? What specific town / area, what kind of community, and so on — all need to be considered, and it’s more difficult than you’d think.
Responses, as always, in Comments. I’ll reveal mine tomorrow in a separate post.