She started off getting a first-class university degree. Then she went around the world seeking out unexploded ordinance, and became a bomb disposal expert, neutralizing forgotten minefields. After that, she “dated” (had a brief but intense affair with) Prince Harry (back when he had balls). Then she appeared on some stupid Brit “reality” show and became really famous when she shagged her “boyfriend” on TV. (In mitigation, they are still together, several years later)
Meet Camilla Thurlow:
Frankly, I think ol’ Harry lost out, big time.