As far as I can make out, this creature became famous by watching TV, on TV. (I know, let’s hear it for that “quality” Brit TV we keep hearing about.) It seems as though Scarlett Moffat was quite plump back then:
…but she has since lost quite a bit of weight — thankfully, not in the wrong places — and now looks quite appetizing:
From all accounts, Miss Scarlett’s brain operates on the level of rice pudding, but that hasn’t stopped people like Sean Penn, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez or Alyssa Milano from being successful, so I guess it’s not relevant.