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  1. Hey! Who’s scruffy looking?

    While the following doesn’t describe MY sex life, I couldn’t resist:

    No, I am your father.

  2. “It’s a trap!” (Return Of The Jedi)
    “Let me give you some advice. Assume everyone will betray you, and you will never be disappointed.” (Solo)
    “Everything you heard about me is true.” (Solo)
    “We’re gonna do this…” (The Force Awakens)
    SORRY

    1. I only watched the very first Star Wars movie, couldn’t handle that came after. However I guess if the situation were that a guy had his hands all over a lissome lass he could tell her to, “Trust the Force” or some such shit.

  3. It’s not impossible. I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home, they’re not much bigger than two meters.

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