Ranked in ascending order of bad:
- All guns are always loaded.
- Speaking your mind at your job may make you feel all righteous and stuff, but the boss may not feel the righteousness.
- Ditto your wife.
- You will not be respected in the morning.
- Despite all the hoopla about it, sex with a virgin is terrible, with all that pain and crying, regret and recrimination. And it’s even worse with a girl.
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