Some of these may not be actual slogans as used by the brands; but to quote Dan Rather, they’re “fake but accurate”:
- “Yes, They’re Awful. But Look How Many We’ve Sold” (McDonalds)
- “To you, it’s a journey to your dream vacation. To us, you’re just two-legged cargo on a cheapskate budget” (any airline nowadays)
- “When It Absolutely, Positively, Has To Get There Sometime” (US Postal Service)*
- “When Your Dick Is Too Small” (Lamborghini)
- “Endorsed by Kim Kardashian” (any product on the planet)
Your suggestions in Comments.
*I received my Jan 2018 SHOT Show credentials last week, by Priority Mail.