See what lack of trigger finger and muzzle control leads to. You’all kids gotta lot of explain’n and clean’n up to do.
They tried to tell us we’re too young.
Easy… easy… it’s OK… I know, I know, but if we had let them sing “Kumbaya” at the ceremony, God knows where it would stopped.
stencil for the win!
Love means never having to put up with annoying in-laws.
Some people will do anything to get out of paying for a reception…
Now that both sides are gone, we can end the old family feud.
“Anyone else think his hair is nicer than the bride’s?”
ITYM “Anyone else think her hair is nicer than her bride’s?”
Sorry babe, but it’s not like you didn’t know hot brass wouldn’t end up in there!
Presumably no one else objects to this union.
I looked closer and the bride’s hem line spray pattern is floral not human juice. Bit disappointing.
My vote for the winner.
“Anyone else want to speak now or would you rather forever hold your peace?”
Note the clever way the flower pattern at the bottom of the dress conceals blood splatter
Romeo & Juliet, alternative ending now on the director’s cut DVD.
Everything was fine until someone brought up the “AR v. AK” controversy.
I didn’t want to write thank you notes anyway.
“I’m glad we wrote our own vows, it means more when you do that.”
or
“You’re right, this is better than a church wedding.”
or
“Darling, when you asked if I would convert to your religion so we could get married, I think you skipped over a couple of parts.”
or
“Well, Daddy wouldn’t say things like that if you would just learn to hold it correctly. C’mon, for me?”
No caption, but am I the only one horrified at his muzzle pointing up at their two heads, mostly hers?
Jesus man, point it clearly in the air or at the ground, don’t fuck around like that for a photo op, the fucking gun is fucking loaded, or you should assume it is. Idiots.
“Up at the top of the mountain,
Away from the sins of this world,
Anse Hatfield’s son,
He laid down his gun,
And dreamed of Ran McCoy’s girl.”
See what lack of trigger finger and muzzle control leads to. You’all kids gotta lot of explain’n and clean’n up to do.
They tried to tell us we’re too young.
Easy… easy… it’s OK… I know, I know, but if we had let them sing “Kumbaya” at the ceremony, God knows where it would stopped.
stencil for the win!
Love means never having to put up with annoying in-laws.
Some people will do anything to get out of paying for a reception…
Now that both sides are gone, we can end the old family feud.
“Anyone else think his hair is nicer than the bride’s?”
ITYM “Anyone else think her hair is nicer than her bride’s?”
Sorry babe, but it’s not like you didn’t know hot brass wouldn’t end up in there!
Presumably no one else objects to this union.
I looked closer and the bride’s hem line spray pattern is floral not human juice. Bit disappointing.
My vote for the winner.
“Anyone else want to speak now or would you rather forever hold your peace?”
Note the clever way the flower pattern at the bottom of the dress conceals blood splatter
Romeo & Juliet, alternative ending now on the director’s cut DVD.
Everything was fine until someone brought up the “AR v. AK” controversy.
I didn’t want to write thank you notes anyway.
“I’m glad we wrote our own vows, it means more when you do that.”
or
“You’re right, this is better than a church wedding.”
or
“Darling, when you asked if I would convert to your religion so we could get married, I think you skipped over a couple of parts.”
or
“Well, Daddy wouldn’t say things like that if you would just learn to hold it correctly. C’mon, for me?”
No caption, but am I the only one horrified at his muzzle pointing up at their two heads, mostly hers?
Jesus man, point it clearly in the air or at the ground, don’t fuck around like that for a photo op, the fucking gun is fucking loaded, or you should assume it is. Idiots.
“Up at the top of the mountain,
Away from the sins of this world,
Anse Hatfield’s son,
He laid down his gun,
And dreamed of Ran McCoy’s girl.”
Old Appalachian ballad
The family that slays together…