So after the Class of Cheltenham comes the Ass of Aintree (a.k.a. the Great Train Smash Women Pageant):
Okay, okay… there were a couple of sorta-decent specimens there too, although one has to look hard to find them:
(girl needs a suntan, badly)
Best line of the day: “According to racecourse bosses, there’s no strict dress code for the festival as there is for Royal Ascot”, and accordingly the Train Smash Women are just overwhelming (in every sense of the word):
…and it’s only Day ONE !!!!