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“Balls to the wall, boys!”
In the heat of the moment, they forgot Mohammed’s command to use the left hand only.
The Baker Twins were men who never half-assed anything.
An ass in the hand is worth two in the bush.
That’s not quite right. “A bird in the bush is worth two in the hand.”
Proving that there’s hope yet for my late middle age.
And the man in the back said everyone attack
And it turned into a ball room blitz…
No, doesn’t make sense to me either, but it’s what came to mind.
The house democratic caucus vehemently denied that any “grab assing” was going on during minority leader Pelosi’s speech.
It’s all semantics: who is groping whom!
Assume the worst.
Mmm…nice!