The story: some Scumbag threatens Our Hero with a gun, then threatens Our Hero’s family — whereupon Our Hero pulls his gun and ends Scumbag’s criminal career for good with the assistance of some hot lead. Details here.
And of course, because this happened in Texas there will be no charges filed (the report says it’s “unclear”, but what’s crystal clear is that if the prosecutor does file charges, he’ll be tossed out of office, if not worse).
What’s that bring the Dead Goblin Count to???
File that one under “civic betterment”.
Here’s another: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/12/11/reclusive-pensioner-did-nothing-necessary-shot-dead-burglar/
He’s still being prosecuted for an illegally held firearm, of course. They have to get him on something.
Is it wrong for me to think that this is one of my favorite categories?