Ranked in ascending order of awfulness;
- Cold lamp pole (in sub-zero temperatures)
- Hot gun barrel
- Electric socket
- Horse’s ass
- Kathy Griffin (projectile vomit warning)
Your suggestions in Comments, as usual.
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Ranked in ascending order of awfulness;
Your suggestions in Comments, as usual.
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That’s an easy one to top.
FAR FAR beyond the worst on your list and beyond even the imagination, would be to touch your tongue to ANY part of hillary clinton.
The result of doing so would be that your face, then your body would shrivel up into a wrinkled mass of putrefaction with rivulets of slime oozing out into odorous puddles.
Yeccchhh. Beyond my ability to imagine.
With regard to Clinton, can I suggest holding her hand, raising it as if to kiss it, but kissing your thumb instead?
“Projectile vomiting warning” is not strong enough. I scared the cat.
Ah, I see Evil Kim ™ still lurks about.