As always, ranked in ascending order of awfulness:
- Simon Cowell — there is a persistent school of thought that come The Glorious Day, this wanker should be executed for Crimes Against Music
- Russell Brand — un-funny comedian and socialist
- Piers Morgan
- Tony Blair — no explanation needed
- Jeremy Corbyn — current Labour Party leader (at Mr. Free Market’s insistence).
Your suggestions in Comments. I’m especially looking for input from my Brit Readers, here.