Always Classy

Question: How can a burlesque dancer and sometime-nude model be called classy?

Answer: When she’s called Dita Von Teese. Here’s another strong contender for Kim’s Online Object Of Desire:

…and oh yeah, she’s not shy about taking it all off, either:

Yeah, I know… not that classy. But remember: burlesque is her job; how she looks when she’s not performing is what I’m talking about.

Update: I know she’s only in her mid-40s. Hey, life is all about those little compromises, right?


  1. Kim,
    I am ashamed of myself. ASHAMED, I tell you.
    The lovely Miss Teese did not even come to mind when you first began this topic.
    On retrospection, I would whole-heartedly agree your with estimation!
    Lovely, charming, and well manicured in public.
    The morals of a Moroccan goat in private.
    We should all be so lucky.

  2. All well and good. But she used to be married to Marilyn Manson. So ten out of ten for style, but minus several million for bad taste.

    1. Yeah, but she was young & foolish at the time, so there’s that. When I think of a couple of examples of what I married in my yoof, Marilyn Manson seems quite tame by comparison.

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