Question: How can a burlesque dancer and sometime-nude model be called classy?
Answer: When she’s called Dita Von Teese. Here’s another strong contender for Kim’s Online Object Of Desire:
…and oh yeah, she’s not shy about taking it all off, either:
Yeah, I know… not that classy. But remember: burlesque is her job; how she looks when she’s not performing is what I’m talking about.
Update: I know she’s only in her mid-40s. Hey, life is all about those little compromises, right?