In Memoriam Caprae

To honor the passing of that old goat Hugh Hefner (91) of natural causes(!), allow me to offer this portrait of Kathy Douglas (1960), who was unquestionably one of the most gorgeous Playmates ever:

Okay, let’s make it two portraits:

“Another”, you plead? Oh, what the hell, why not? Hef would have wanted it this way:

Feel free to add your favorite Playmate in Comments, but only from those before 1972 (i.e. the pre-airbrushing years).

R.I.P., Hef. You may have been a factor in the decline of Western Civilization, but at least you were only a mild one.

Final thought: wouldn’t it be ironic if Heaven was like the Playboy Mansion?

8 comments

  1. Final thought: wouldn’t it be ironic if Heaven was like the Playboy Mansion?

    Indeed, it would be, since it more closely resembles the Islamic heaven than our own. Hef described Playmates as “Wholesome girls who happen to need and enjoy sex”, which is a pretty good approximation of an Houri. And 72 virgins comes to 6 years of Playmates…

  2. crazyeighter +1 Bettie Page is a great choice for an Iconic Playboy Centerfold.

    Sorry to see that the great picture of Bettie that you linked to was not the Playboy centerfold picture.

    This copy has been censored somewhat, with a Christmas message. enjoy: http://tinyurl.com/yawapa4k

    Sassamon, Bettie Page fan for the last 48 years

    1. Never “got” Bettie Page. I thought her poses were cheesy, her fake S-M / bondage stuff was unappealing, and her face and body did nothing for me. I suppose for her time she was outrageous, but I was too young to see it then, and I’ve moved on since.

      1. ” her poses were cheesy, her fake S-M / bondage stuff was unappealing”.
        Agreed, Kim.
        While I felt she was rather attractive, I think what made her so popular was her apparent enthusiasm for her “work” and the fact that she actually smiled.
        For myself; I can overlook a lot of physical flaws if a girl is comfortable in her skin and is enjoying herself!

  3. Hugh Hefner – dead at 91 of natural causes. Reportedly had sex with over 3000 women.
    Freddie Mercury – dead at 44 of AIDS. Reportedly had sex with over 300 men.

    Brown or Pink
    Stop and Think.

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