5 Worst Women To Be In An Orgy With

American:

There is a serious public health warning attached to each link in this post.

British/International:

  • Polly Toynbee (by the way, the link contains a big fat lie — she’s a Marxist, not a “social democrat”, whatever that is)
  • Harriet Harman (a.k.a. Harriet “Harperson”, ’nuff said)
  • Caitlin Moran (like┬áNaomi Wolf above)
  • Diane Abbot
  • Angela Merkel

I was going to publish a companion piece of the five worst men to have an orgy with, but I suspect that most of my choices (from: O.J., Chris Brown, Howard Stern, Anthony Weiner, the entire male cast of Jersey Shores etc.) would probably find favor with quite a few women… [sigh]

16 comments

  1. C’mon Kim, Andrea Dworkin can’t be on the list, she’s dead. I mean, if you didn’t have to listen to her, how bad could it be compared to the other candidates?

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    1. Jesus, she was three hags worth of ugly when she was alive! Can you imagine how much worse she’s gotten dead?

  2. The biggest problem with being in an orgy with a professor of womyn’s studies is that a year later she will accuse you of sexual assault, rape, and harassment. Even if she spent the entire orgy screaming “YES! YES! OH, GOD, YES! “. She will claim that you forced her.

  3. Oh Kim; How could you possibly overlook the perpetual candidate, her royal self, hillary clinton.
    A lobotomy might be adequate to ease the mental disease that would result from sexual congress with her, but napalm would be the only disinfectant suitable.

  4. Helen Thomas
    Hillary Clinton
    Rachel Madcow (no that’s not mispelled)
    Joy Behar
    Margret Cho

    And for good measure:
    Jeanene Garawfulo

    hello monastary? Do you still encourage celibacy? Yes, cell for one please.

  5. He left Clinton off the list for the same reason that the Bible is never on the best seller list. It’s *always* the best seller.

    As for any random womyns studies prof, remember what the best selling women’s book of all time is?

    Shades of Grey. Billionaire S&M.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNUcR-eMxaE&feature=youtu.be

    Google engineers wrote a book called a billion wicked thoughts. Wimmen want Pirates, Vampires, Werewolves, Billionaires and Surgeons.

    That tells me that Women really want to be in the British Navy. You know–rum, sodomy and the lash.

    1. That clip is hysterical!!!

      take away the bilionaire’s money and status in that book, put him in a ratty stained t shirt living in a broken down trailer and women would call his behavior perverse. Oh the irony.

  6. In no particular order: Chelsea Clinton, or whatever her name is now, can’t be bothered to look it up. Oprah. No more need be said. Definitely Lena Dunham, just blechh. Not ever. Rosie O’Donnell, same as L. Dunham. Elizabeth Warren. For the Brits, Camilla. What is WRONG with Charles? On the other hand, as long as there was a good supply of condoms, antibiotics, antifungals, and a written guarantee they could not speak, i.e., something in their mouth at all times, I wouldn’t mind the Kardashians, excluding the beastly one, and the shemale, although strictly speaking, Bruce nor the 2 youngest are Kardashians. He’s out, they’re in.

  7. Kinda depends on what KIND of orgy, doesn’t it? I mean, a sadist’s orgy would be a different matter, neh?

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