So this guy and two women were having an intimate little threesome someplace in Germany. I’m not going to go into detail because from what I understand, when Germans start to do Teh Kinky, there’s no telling what’s going to happen, and I’d like to eat sometime in the next two days.
However, as events reached a climax, so to speak, things started to go wrong for the three participants, to whit:
- Woman #1 was so ecstatic about her climax that she fell over the balcony railing (!), breaking several bones
- Woman #2, still naked, ran for help — whereupon she fell and broke several bones too
- Man did not reach his climax.
Okay, I made the last one up, and I’m probably wrong anyway. Being that he’s German, the sight of two women screaming in agony because of a sex act almost guarantees that he did.
Comment of the day was to the German newspaper who suggested that next time, the hapless threesome ought to try bondage instead.