From Johnny Depp:
“Flying commercial would be a fucking nightmare.”
Note the subjunctive: Depp has a private jet. So would anyone with sufficient funds, because TSA.
And yes, I’m familiar with the trenchant and cynical Rich Man’s Maxim: “If it flies, floats or fucks, it’s cheaper to rent than to buy.”
And yes (Part Two), I know that Depp is a fuckup of a human being. Don’t care. He gets the (John) Barrymore Exemption because he’s a brilliant, exceptional actor.